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Dear Mr. SLYDOR:

I have received your kind note: “Triad Group ownz you by SLYDOR amo te joana”. My webhost provider pointed it out to me, and I am touched that someone would take the time to deface my site. In fact, I have never been 0wz0r3d before, being born a free man. I assure you, it is a unique experience. You really ought to try it some time.

Of course, I’m sure that you were counting on the fact that my webhost provider has taken up the mantle of eternal vigilance, and the fact that I have good backups. I recognize that there was no malice in your actions, only and simply love.

Thank you also for pointing out that my installation of WordPress is slightly out-dated, and that my xmlrpc.php module has wide gaping holes. These issues will be dealt with, I assure you. In fact, I will see to it myself.

Give my love to joana, the Triad Group, and all the other script kiddies over there in Brazil. You do not get the credit you so richly deserve.

Cheekily, eykd

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